Town Fails To Rally Around Adult Trapped In Well
CATONSVILLE, MD—"What's a man that age doing near a well to begin with?" said Janice Peters, who spent the day not praying for the safety of the trapped 38-year-old.
Cranberry Juice Industry Hoping 2009 A Big Year For Urinary Tract Infections
LAKEVILLE, MA—The nation's leading cranberry juice producers announced Monday that they are banking on a record number of Americans...
Manager Achieves Full Mastery Of Pointless Managerial Jargon
CHARLOTTE, NC—Coworkers knew James Atkins had become a virtuoso of business jargon when he asked the group to participate in a "targeted brainstorm by EOD."
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