What's in the Bag?

This is Jack - not me (easily mistaken)

Driver: Nike Sasquatch Tour 8.5 degrees, Mitsubishi Rayon Diamana

3-Wood: Nike SQ 15 degree - Graphite

Hybrid: Taylor Rescue 19 degree - Graphite
Irons: 4-PW Ping i3 Blade - Gold s300
Wedges: 52 & 60 Ping Tour, 56 Tommy Armour 845ss
Putter: 48" Bettinardi Baby Ben
Ball: Titleist Pro-V1x
Grips: New Decade Multicompound midsize
Bag: Sun Mountain Superlight 3.5
Tees: 2.5 - 3" wood (white or natural)
Pencil: Graphite #2 with eraser
Ball Marker: Quarter a.k.a. $.25
Green Repair Tool: Green Fix
Current Handicap Index: 4.7
Lowest Score: 66 (-4)
Worst Hole: 12 (twice)
Holes in One: zero
My Bad Shot Phrase (outloud): "Darn"

My Bad Shot Phrase (silently uttered): "F*ck me"
Opponent's Complimentary Phrase (outloud): "Well Done"
Opponent's Complimentary Phrase (silently uttered): "F*ck you"