Group behavior

Guy #1 appears to be on his own - a guy dancing isn't all that special.
Guy #2 joins - but still not a special thing.
Guy #3 joins and very quickly (at about the one minute mark) they get attention, interest and then...
No - it's not amazing dancing. Consider the group (the rest of the crowd) and adoption behaviors. What was the point where it caught hold? It has been suggested that guy #3 is the key.

Pangea 3000

Coffee rules

When you're getting coffee from a store:

• Put the cover on so the drink hole is opposite the seem in the cup (paper cup)
• Don't use the extra sleeve

These rules will reduce dribble / splash / spill potential by greater than 70%; saving dry cleaning bills, stress, stupid stains that you wear all day and more.

I know what you're thinking - "No say". I respond with, "Say".

Also:

Put the cream in first - save a stick

Congressman's Kid won't cut it out - Onion

Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing

Thumbprint find - Interesting

Rotten nasty crud - Even just a little...

Toxicodendron radicans (syn. Rhus toxicodendron, Rhus radicans); Poison ivy is a plant in the family Anacardiaceae. The name is sometimes spelled "Poison-ivy" in an attempt to indicate that the plant is not a true Ivy (Hedera). It is a woody vine that is well known for its ability to produce urushiol, a skin irritant that causes an itching rash for most people, technically known as urushiol-induced contact dermatitis.

Don't touch, rip out with your hands and then scratch your "howdoyodo. Don't mess. Spray Roundup or maybe sell your house and move away.

There you go.
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Augusta

The Masters happens this week. The venue (Augusta National) is beautiful on television, but in person it is shockingly gorgeous - shocking I say. It has more elevation changes than you can see on TV. The greens appear to be impossible top putt. The grounds are manicured to perfection. That much detailed grooming on a scale that large seems impossible. It must be fake - but no - it's just crazy perfect.

The top 125 - say what?

Peterson Dealerships made the Automotive News list of the top 125 Dealer Groups (#125). They sold 1,105 new vehicles and 1,110 used. They also sold 1,266 fleet units. Revenue was just over one hundred million.

The new / used ratio is a healthy 1-1. Well done. The fleet sales must have a story attached to make it interesting. Fleet is a thin-margin pain in the ass business - unless you have something clever going on. I'm sure the Petersons are good operators and since they made this list, they deserve to be pleased. Again - well done.

However...

2,200 retail units and 100m in revenue might seem like a lot, it just isn't - not for one of the top 125 "groups". These are strong single point numbers, but for one of the top 125 groups, I'm not so sure. How can these numbers earn a spot on the list?

A.) The list is hurting for submissions to be included

B.) Boch is missing, Prime is missing... Other than the tippity top, the list is irrelevant

C.) Things are really bad


The seasonally adjusted retail rate is below ten million new units. So maybe the Peterson's adjusted back to an eighteen million selling rate would throw up 2,000 new units. Still... I don't get it.

Nissan ad spoof

John McPherson cartoon in today's paper

Probably unfair, but still funny

General Electric - Go figure

The downgrade of General Electric from AAA to AA+ by Standard and Poor's was accompanied by a 13% share price bounce. This doesn't seem like a call for happiness, but wait...

Apparently, the good news is that the cut wasn't deeper. It appears that GE's new rating is still well above AA-, a level below which GE faces large cash calls.

SNL annoys Hawaii

Apparently, this was a problem for those promoting tourism in Hawaii. Let's see how long the video stays up.

Publicity, PR & Story

Most PR firms do publicity, not PR.

Publicity is the act of getting ink. Publicity is getting unpaid media to pay attention, write you up, point to you, run a picture, make a commotion. Sometimes publicity is helpful, and good publicity is always good for your ego. But it's not PR.

PR is the strategic crafting of your story. It's the focused examination of your interactions and tactics and products and pricing that, when combined, determine what and how people talk about you.

Regis McKenna was great at PR. Yes, he got Steve Jobs and the Mac on the cover of more than 30 magazines in the year it launched. That was just publicity. The real insight was crafting the story of the Mac (and yes, the story of Steve Jobs).

If you send out a boring press release, your publicity effort will probably fail, but your PR already has.

A publicity firm will tell you stories of how they got a client ink. A PR firm will talk about storytelling and being remarkable and spreading the word. They might even suggest you don't bother getting ink or issuing press releases.

In my experience, a few people have a publicity problem, but almost everyone has a PR problem. You need to solve that one first. And you probably won't accomplish that if you hire a publicity firm and don't even give them the freedom and access they need to work with you on your story.

The difference between PR and publicity

Rainy Days and Confidence

Actually, most people could use a bit of a confidence boost these days. It's seems pretty easy to dismiss most moves as a bad idea. Not much works on paper - especially if you crank in low economic expectations.

We used to say, "Hey there, how are you?"

We would get, "Good... you?"

Now we we say, "Hey there, how are you?"

We get, "Hang'n in there", or maybe "Okay".

"Hang'n in there" is the new "Good".

This could be the classic definition of a "Rainy Day".

I Doth Protesteth

I've been a nice man thus far. Sure I've done a little complaining, but ultimately I've demonstrated my patience and level headed thinking by staying in the market. Hey - if you run away, you lose. Odds are that in few years, patience should be rewarded. If I was on the sidelines, I would surely be motivated to buy right now. It's gotta be true.

The S&P 500 dipped below 700 today. Are you kidding me? Who would toss in the towel now? Only a silly person. I said that 300 S&P points ago.

I make my official plea, and I do it in a LOUD BARKING FASHION (as if I were an angry animal of significant size) - you get it.

"ENOUGH ALREADY. GrrrRRR!"

There... That should do it.

Thanks

Go ahead... "Go there". It's okay to play hard

GM "goes there". It started a while back and it's open season now. This sort of jab was once seen as cloe to, if not over - the line. I think it's fine, fair and a positive sign for the econmomy. Ya - I do. Go out and make youyr case. Market your stuff. Try to grab share. Be competitive. Find a way to build it better. Create a sweeter value proprosition. It's okay... go ahead. Please.

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The Mac Craps out - but wait... You gotta love Apple

The PowerBook was behaving badly. It would just freeze or toss the spinning wheel of death an not let go. I guess that's essentially another type of freeze. Nast came more and more frequently until it finally failed to boot. I managed a backup (phew) and tried to reinstall Leopard, but it wouldn't boot. It would "KP" - Kernel Panic. Not good. I've had hard drives misbehave and then die completely. I feared this would happen again.

Apple (at the store) identified a few potential problems including hard drive, logic board, airport card... It sounded expensive. I thought about punting. Maybe I needed a new one - crap.

Nope, they have a program (as long as you haven't physically hurt your device - water etc) where they describe the behavior, send it to a tech center and they'll fix anything wrong. If it needs a drive or a board - they do it all for $310 with a 3-month warranty on everything. Why not, the parts are cheap - it's the labor. Stack the labor capacity, deliver the work to the labor efficiently, charge slightly more than the average repair and voila - sweetness.

I got it back in two days. New hard drive, new airport card, a gig of new ram and a hot rock massage. All better. Nice! Sweet!

Ahhh... let us learn something.

I use Windows and Mac computers for different things. Someday soon that will end. I'm pretty sure I could make due with an all Mac deal right now but unfortunately, I'd have to run Windows on the Mac (somewhat problematic).

You gotta love the whole Apple thing. You gotta.
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Oh GE GE GE GE Geez

At $10.95/share...

"The $1.24 dividend now delivers an 11% annual rate. They committed to paying the dividend (good thing). As long as that news doesn't change, getting paid to wait for a recovery by holding GE seems to be a splendid idea."

At $8.51/share...

The dividend gets cut by two thirds.

This should factor back to the cash position and the stock should gain something as a result, but at <$9 - big deal.

Just when I thought I was clever.

Area woman only enjoys miniaturized versions of things

MANHATTAN, KS—Though she has been known to tolerate full-sized items on occasion, local woman Barbara Elsinger, 41, can only derive pleasure from, take an interest in, and exhibit affection toward miniaturized versions of things, sources reported Tuesday.

Elsinger displays a variety of objects tiny enough to receive her affection.
A veterinary assistant who specializes in the care of toy poodles, miniature schnauzers, and dwarf hamsters, Elsinger—or Barb, as she prefers to be called—is reportedly unable to resist the charm of any object, animal, or food item rendered at a reduced scale.

"I have literally seen her squeal with joy at the sight of a cocktail weenie," said husband Bernard Elsinger, who met his wife seven years ago at his nephew's peewee-league baseball game. "I don't know what it is about smaller-than-normal stuff that she is so drawn to, but nothing makes my wife happier than experiencing something at one-quarter its usual size."

Elsinger's fascination with tiny things began when she received her first dollhouse at the age of 5. Before long she was learning the piccolo, competing in ping-pong tournaments, and asking Santa's elves for a Shetland pony each Christmas.

By age 18, she was attending a small liberal arts college, where her love for M&M Easter candies and pocket packs of facial tissue continued to grow. After graduation, she worked for a short time as a contributing editor at Reader's Digest, but soon realized her career path lay elsewhere.

She started working part time at the animal hospital in 1991.

"Oh, look at his tiny little ears!" Elsinger was overheard to exclaim when a four-week-old kitten was brought to her clinic earlier this week. "Aww, and his little coat and boots! Isn't that adorable? Hold on, I need to get a picture of this."
Reached for comment, Elsinger's mother, Danielle Millari, confirmed her daughter's passion for all things diminutive.

"As a girl, she used to wake up every morning and beg us to make her a short stack of silver-dollar pancakes," Millari said. "And I still remember the time I had to pull her, kicking and screaming, off the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney. When we got home, she spent hours crying in her tree house until we lured her down with fun-sized candy bars."

According to sources close to Elsinger, some of her other favorite things include dioramas, petits fours, charm bracelets, those tiny soaps people leave out when they have guests, the iPod Nano, clutch purses, button noses, and individual serving-sized packets of anything.

In spite of her enthusiasm for items of limited proportion, Elsinger has complained to friends that such pleasures are "small potatoes" compared to the one thing still missing from her life. There's a tiny hole in her heart that can only be filled by a miniature version of herself: a baby. Though the 41-year-old has spent years gushing over the adorable little fingers and toes of her friends' toddlers, Elsinger and her husband have thus far been unable to conceive a child of their own—a fertility problem doctors have attributed to her abnormally large uterus.