Vomity.com - New Product Announcement

Manchester, NH - In what some are saying appears to be a shift in the business model, the world's largest adjective lobbying group, Vomity.com announced today that they have scheduled the release of a new fragrance.

The CFO (Chief Fragrance Officer) was quoted as saying, "The scent - called 'Very High End Urinal Biscuit', will be sold in sets that include a cologne, a body splash, a foot cream, and an actual urinal biscuit. The products are targeted toward men (but test groups show women enjoy it as well). We think we could be on to something big. The fragrance is unmistakably familiar, yet most people have a hard time placing it. The mystery is assumed to be the key."