"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."
"One Million Dollars!"
"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
"Welcome to my underground / volcanic / submarine. lair."
"Why make trillions when we can make...billions?"
"Let me tell you a little story about a man named 'Shhh'"
"www.Shhh!.com... .org
(trying to discreetly tell Mini-Me to leave.) "Alright it's getting crowded in here. Everybody out, everybody out. Not you Scott. Not you Frau. Not you Number 2. Not you Goldmember. Not you guys back there. Not you henchman holding wrench. Not you henchman arbitrarily turning knobs and making it look like you're doing something."
"You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for."
"1 billion, million, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion...yen."
"Zip it, ex zip it a, zippy longstockings, zip it, zip it good, subtitle: zip it, zuckle on my zipple, zip it, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exZIPIT A..."
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