Perhaps a 3-wood would be the right club

Can we have a little more bearish activity in the markets? Can we throw another day of selling up there and really sour things up? Can we stir up any more negative sentiment and drive prices even lower?

I've got an idea. How about this...?

I lean back a bit, with my feet about a meter or so apart and tilt my hips a little forward. You take a nice full swing with a golf club (let's go with a 3-wood for maximum club head speed and a better biological fit) making sure you fire your right side in order to square the club face at impact - and hit me solidly, right in the nuts. Do you think you can do that?