What is the soup today?
Today the soup is Cream of Negativity. It is a creamed puree of imitation truffles and hedge fund commission. It's a little on the nutty side. It's really quite smooth.
Fine, I'll have that.
And for your entree sir?
Oh yes, I'll have the usual.
Of course sir, the naive investor fillet - medium rare with nearly rancid blue cheese that you'll taste for days, served on a bed of low-carb angel hair pasta substitute. Will that be all sir?
Yes thank you. Oh - actually... would you mind punching me in the temple when I'm not expecting it - maybe after the soup?
Today the soup is Cream of Negativity. It is a creamed puree of imitation truffles and hedge fund commission. It's a little on the nutty side. It's really quite smooth.
Fine, I'll have that.
And for your entree sir?
Oh yes, I'll have the usual.
Of course sir, the naive investor fillet - medium rare with nearly rancid blue cheese that you'll taste for days, served on a bed of low-carb angel hair pasta substitute. Will that be all sir?
Yes thank you. Oh - actually... would you mind punching me in the temple when I'm not expecting it - maybe after the soup?
Of course sir.
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